Adolf Hitler Reincarnated in NJ

A New Jersey couple, Heath and Deborah Campbell, are such Nazi-loving parents that they kindly named their children Adolf Hilter Campbell and JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell. Already at three years old, the little boy unconsciously offends the neighborhood ShopRite, as they refused to inscribe it on his birthday cake!

Now dad is seeking justice. It's been noted in numerous studies that parents chose legendary, biblical and heroic names in the hopes that their child will embody those qualities. But just take a moment and imagine this little boy in school, making friends, later on in life going to interviews and conquering his own career. Unfathomable.... I'm embarrased to live in the same state and just can't wait to cross paths with these Campbells...!!!

NEWS.i.e. Chess World Champion Interrupted by a Flying Penis!

Former World Chess Champion and Kremlin critic, Garry Kasparov, has been attacked by radio-controlled penis during a meeting of opposition activists. The 20 second stunt was set off while 700 opponents of the Kremlin were attending Kasparov’s address in Moscow last weekend.

Pro-Kremlin demonstrators decided to interrupt Kasparov’s address, designed to unite opposition political forces, by launching a rotor-assisted plastic phallus towards Mr Kasparov.

Kasparov laughed off the incident remarking that it was "below the belt" .

"I think we have to be thankful for the opposition's demonstration of the level of discourse we need to anticipate," he said.

An onlooker said the incident was a "genital reminder about who is in charge".

Kasparov became the youngest ever World Chess Champion in 1985 but is widely known for being the first world chess champion to lose a match to a computer, when he lost to Deep Blue in 1997.

He announced his retirement from professional chess in 2005 to devote time to politics. He later formed the United Civil Front movement, and became a member of The Other Russia, a coalition opposing the administration of Vladimir Putin.

via Belfast Telegraph

Al Bundy's Million Mile Dream Come True

A 1991 Chevrolet Silverado truly paid off for Frank Oresnik, when it surpassed the million mile mark. A Midwest meat and fish delivery man, Frank Oresnik bought "the old girl" as he call s it in 1996 with 41K miles on it. 300 oil changes later, she's still kicking and better than ever. CBS and National Public Radio were there to capture the moment "he passed the million-mile mark Friday in southeastern Wisconsin while on his way back home to Catawba."

Doesn't this story just remind you of that Married with Children episode about Al Bundy's dodge. So I place the links below.

To watch part 1 of the "Get Outta Dodge" episode - click here
To watch part 2 of the "Get Outta Dodge" episode - click here

That show is like fine wine, it just gets better with age...

(as reported on yahoo)