Bailout Package

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Naomi's New Future Ex-Boyfriend

Naomi Campbell's newest conquest is Russian billionaire, Vladislav Doronin, worth over $1.5 billion as a property tycoon. As you can tell from the photo, this is the only form of communication they could possibly have, and there's his translator trying to relay the message. According to her model friends, they're very much in love and "it was love at first sight" for the tall couple.

I give her a few weeks until she starts abusing him, and I give him only a few seconds to have her whacked. Russian style!

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NEWS.i.e. Pammie's Having a Garage Sale

Pamela Anderson must be hurting for money, if she's having an Estate Sale selling all her possessions. Perhaps Tommy is not paying enough alemony, or she has collectors knocking on her door. The recently made US Citizen, is turning tricks like Michael Jackson to save her lavish lifestyle.

If you're in the area of Malibu, CA, don't miss this opportunity to see some other celebs, looking to score a deal! Gallery of Goods

Bracco Wines

Lorraine Bracco launched her own line of wines at the Hard Rock Hotel in the Seminoles, Florida. Some of the Sopranos cast was there to help her kick off the brand. Branding is such an amazing thing, if I had the funds and the prominent name, I would definitely dip into many products that would make me money in return. That’s how many celebrities maintain their millions, they invest in themselves. Sounds a bit egotistical doesn’t it…